Cahlen Humphreys :: Tech Zone

Wassup Net-Surfer! I'm Cahlen Humphreys – your friendly neighborhood technologist beaming in from Irvine, CA. I run the show at Enfuse.io as Managing Principal, diving deep into AI Software Engineering, Edge AI, LLMs, Computer Vision, Distributed Systems, and totally rad Real-Time Analytics.

Artificial intelligence, hardcore mathematics, and computer science are my jam! I'm especially stoked about neural networks and exploring wild stuff like continued fraction neural networks to make AI less of a mystery box.

When I'm not coding like a madman, you might find me cruising on my motorcycle, headbanging to heavy metal (yeah, I was in a Slaughter to Prevail music video!), contributing to open source, or sharing my tech knowledge at conferences.

Leveled Up! (Achievements)

• Achievement: YOLO (You Only Look Once - CV wizardry!)
• Achievement: Arctic Code Vault Contributor (My code is frozen in time!)
• Achievement: Pull Shark x3 (GitHub beast mode!)
• Achievement: Starstruck (Coding celeb!)

My Tech Arsenal

• Code Languages: Python, Java (Mastered 'em!)
• Data & AI Platforms: Nvidia TensorRT, TensorRT-LLM, Nvidia NeMo, Apache Spark, Hadoop, & the whole shabang!
• AI Frameworks: PyTorch, TensorFlow, Building wicked Neural Networks!
• Cloud Power: AWS (Certified Solutions Architect!), Microsoft Azure
• Special Moves: Machine Learning, Real-Time AI at the Edge, Distributed Systems, Data Pipelines, CI/CD

Future Tech Quests

• Exploring continued fraction neural networks for smarter AI!
• Investigating Cache-Augmented Generation (CAG) for faster AI responses!

Where I've Blabbed About Tech:

• Nvidia GTC 2025 (San Jose, CA): Agentic AI at the Edge – Real-Time Sentiment Analysis! (Future!)
• Datacon LA 2021 (Virtual): Building Production Data Pipelines with TDD & Pair Programming.
• Data Intensive Application Meetup (Irvine, CA): Massive Data Processing at Scale! Rock 'n Roll!
• SpringOne Platform 2019 (Austin, TX): High Speed Data Processing with Apache Geode & Spring Cloud Stream. Whoosh!
• SpringOne Platform 2018 (Washington, DC): Continuous Data Governance with Spring Cloud Data Flow. Keepin' it clean!
• Apache Geode Summit 2016 (Palo Alto, CA): Predicting Vehicle Failures with Streaming Telematics. Vroom Vroom!
• IBM Datapalooza 2015 (San Francisco, CA): Real Time Vehicle Telematics. The future is NOW!
• Pivotal Labs Meetup 2015 (San Francisco, CA): More Vehicle Telematics wizardry!

Need a break from all this tech talk? Play some classic Sonic the Hedgehog right here! Gotta go fast!

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Wanna chat? Hit me up!

E-Mail: cahlen@gmail.com (Don't spam me!)

Let's Connect (Professionally... sorta):

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Check out my Awesome Company:

Website: Enfuse.io - It Rocks!

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